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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7316
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Items Found:	7378	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	7288
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4055
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3276	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	1400	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	188	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	241

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4