Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 582 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Animals Bred: 193 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 351
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Crops Grown: 9156
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5039 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Emeralds Found: 8275
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5667
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 262 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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