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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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