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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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