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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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