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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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