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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Towns Built: 9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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