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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Mines Excavated: 4657 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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