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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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