so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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