lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 8974 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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