lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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