Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ores Mined: 7194
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Zombie Dances: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Runes Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1441 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7862 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7032 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Mines Excavated: 4070
    Ores Mined: 2650 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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