Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Animals Bred: 134 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Enchantments Applied: 114 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 131315 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 145 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 457
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9360
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Emeralds Found: 4035 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KhmerEmpire

    KhmerEmpire

    Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    Website Discord IP
    thecavern.net https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt mc.thecavern.net

    Who are we?

    The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

    Key Features

    • Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
    • Player Driven Economy
    • Keep Inventory
    • Dungeon Bosses
    • Custom Fishing
    • Art Map
    • Over 1,000+ Quests
    • Balanced Jobs System
    • Blackmarket NPC
    • Player Markets
    • Player Warps
    • mcMMO
    • Tamable Pets
    • 6 FREE Ranks
    • Secure Trading
    • Dynmap
    • Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
    • Marriages
    • Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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