Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Villages Defended: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Potions Brewed: 111
    Dimension Hops: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 3142
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Zombie Dances: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Enchantments Applied: 144
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Animals Bred: 61 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Crops Grown: 9102 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Villages Defended: 20 Alien Abductions: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 71 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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