Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1128 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 400 Animals Bred: 46
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8309 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 New Chunks Explored: 206347

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7714 Magic Items Found: 1878
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Towns Built: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Crops Grown: 3440
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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