Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Astral Projections Made: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

    SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

    imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

    join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

    Sinwar’s Qatar Revival
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

    But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 9857
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3761 Falling into the Void: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

    First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

    The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

    A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

    In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

    (The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4723 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Animals Bred: 83

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 754274 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 129 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6121 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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