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BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8716	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Items Found:	1767
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Votes:	7482	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8260	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7173	Enchantments Applied:	243
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4591
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	687310
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1392	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	897	Void Armor Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4