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SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2651
Ores Mined:	9584	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5368
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Animals Bred:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1