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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Love Letters Sent:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	4865
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

Players:	91/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	2657	Dragon Eggs Found:	7509
Mines Excavated:	4398	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5