come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Animals Bred: 141 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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