come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Runes Activated: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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