come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Enchantments Applied: 79 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Emeralds Found: 9925 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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