come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Mines Excavated: 1876 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY