LMAO Even Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3110	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	4775
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2965	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3903	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2448

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4084	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	382	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6415
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.