| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5233 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4856 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4231 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
