| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 160 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7797 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Crops Grown: | 8206 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
