| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 210688 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Features |
|---|
| Build your own home |
| PVP other players in arena |
| Play chat games |
| Gain exclusive MC items through shop |
| Become apart of staff and be apart of our village |
And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!
LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build my own home on the server? | Yes, you can build your own home. |
| Are there any PVP options available? | Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena. |
| How can I gain exclusive MC items? | You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop. |
| Is there a way to become a staff member? | Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village. |
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 1370 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3893 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
