LinearSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	500	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	142
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Votes:	4323
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	6469	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	4696	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	136	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	New Chunks Explored:	758613

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1632	Divine Spears Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	8365

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	221

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2