Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

Blame, Despair, Everything.., fair, feeling, Happy, hate, hopelessness, hurt, Life’s not fair, Lifes, Loneliness, LOSE, loved ones, Minecraft, nothing good, point, Sadness, smp, Struggle, SUCKS, SUICIDE, unclear reasons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7143	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	New Chunks Explored:	925136
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7137
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	3362	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	727474	Crops Grown:	1906
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	566
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Potions Brewed:	87
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	177	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9047
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.