Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make sure everyone knows that Ireland is NOT the UK! We may speak English and look similar, but don’t be fooled – we have our own unique ways of dealing with things.

On our server, if you even think about messing with our virtual children, you’ll have a virtual mob of players ready to virtually beat you up. The virtual police won’t come to your rescue, they’ll just file a virtual report while the virtual chaos unfolds.

Thanks to the virtual migrants from the UK, our server has seen a virtual increase in mob beatings. So if you want to learn about our virtual culture and the differences between us and the UK, just try something stupid and you’ll get a virtual lesson real quick.

So if you’re looking for a virtual challenge and want to test your virtual fighting skills against some virtual Irishmen, then join our server now! Just remember, you’re in the wrong virtual country, so don’t be stupid – leave now while you still can!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 21 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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