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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchantments Applied: 117
Star Shards Collected: 82 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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