so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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