so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Buildings Constructed: 44
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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