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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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