| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 199 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.
And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.
But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many active players are on the server? | We aim for a group of 15-20 active players. |
| Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? | It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay. |
| Are there seasonal resets on the server? | No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord? | You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2 |
| What types of players are suited for this server? | We welcome players who value creativity and community. |
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1168 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?
So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1697 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!
Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord 
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Features |
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| Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide |
| Stackable items |
| Extensive story to keep you entertained |
| Many more custom content |
We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!
If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? | Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. |
| How often do you update the server with new content? | We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players. |
| Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
|---|---|
| Location | Dallas, USA |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are PvP and griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there land claims or land protect plugins on the server? | No, there are no land claims or land protect plugins on the server. |
| Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server? | No, there is no currency system, factions, or economy plugins on Straight Up. |
| Can players teleport or set homes on the server? | No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. |
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and leave behind the design flaws of those other languages. Our server is like a magical land where all your coding dreams come true. Say goodbye to boring features and hello to a world where anything is possible!
Don’t be crucified for daring to criticize a language on other forums. Here, we welcome all feedback, no matter how outrageous. So come on over and let your coding creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect language for your next big project. Join us now and let the coding madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
