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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server you’ll ever play on!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!
On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!
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Ender World – on this server you can destroy the bases of other players in anarchy and in other modes. Do whatever you want and have fun with your friends. Also on the server there is a promotional code LETO for a 20% discount in the ender-world.ru store
My friend and I are looking for up to three players to play a slightly modified version of craft to exile 2 with. It is an RPG modpack with a bit more that 300 mods. There are some level requirements for gear, quest progression, skills, a new fighting system and many more interesting mechanics and mods.
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🌟 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where we discuss all things Modded Minecraft! Need feedback on your mod or pack? Look no further, we’ve got you covered! And guess what? All legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been killed, but fear not! Use PollyMC to keep playing without a M$ account, because we’re rebels like that. 💪😎
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🤔 Got questions? Check out our General FAQ before asking for mod-making guides or where to download sh*t – we’ve got all the answers you need right there. And if you’re wondering about mods, modpacks, and guides, we’ve got a handy pastebin for that too. Basically, we’ve got it all covered, so why wait? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! 🎮🤪 #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness
Are you a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man? Do you dream of living in your own self-sustaining lair, fending off creepers and zombies like a boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!
Join our server and build your own fortress, complete with secret passageways and traps to keep unwanted visitors out. Show off your skills in PvP battles and prove that you can hold your own against any foe.
But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out. Some say you can hear his ghostly wails echoing through the caves at night…but hey, at least it keeps things interesting!
So if you’re a lady who loves a challenge and wants to show the world what you’re made of, come join our server and make your mark in the Minecraft world. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got diamond armor and a trusty sword by your side?
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