so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Gods Slained: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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