so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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