so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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