so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 918 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Towns Built: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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