so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimension Hops: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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