so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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