so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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