so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Animals Bred: 129 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Love Letters Sent: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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