so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Void Gems Collected: 17
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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