Laser Brain Bandit Server

bandit, Brain, brain blood flow, brain health, breath holding, diagnostic tool, health technology, healthcare advancement, laser, Laser headband, laser-based, medical innovation, Medical research, Monitoring, non-invasive, non-invasively, patient, real-time, researchers, Server, stroke prevention, stroke risk, Volume, wearable device

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	179	Mines Excavated:	1339

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crops Grown:	3061
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ores Mined:	2978
Crops Grown:	9431	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6808	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	4261	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5759	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6293
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.