KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	5

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	549	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4454

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3075	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2312
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	5749
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8686
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	6103
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3