so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!

we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.

so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6588
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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