KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	1007
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	3511
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	New Chunks Explored:	213867
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3312	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	1735	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Votes:	9168
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1303	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3915	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Votes:	3976	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ores Mined:	2845
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

African History, African independence, African leaders, African nations, African politics, African sovereignty, Colonialism, criticism, Diplomacy, France, French colonialism, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Minecraft, Politics, push back, remarks, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SovreignCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Votes:	1179
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4